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Happy New Year!

“Cash Pile Santa” – my politically inspired Christmas wallpaper – should have been provided to you last month, but I didn’t get around to uploading it for this site.  Maybe you’d still like it for next Christmas  or just to add to your digital product collection of weird and wacky stuff. My original “Obama Santa” is not a good, drawn rendition, especially since no big ears. Heheheh.

“Happy 2010, Taxpayers!” -  is a politically inspired New Year wallpaper, with my original “Obama New Year Baby“. You may notice cash in the pudgy hands. LOL! As of today, I’m using this wallpaper as the background image on the profile page at my favorite social media site.

Both wallpapers are free to download for Non-Commercial Personal Use Only. Just right click on images below to download and save each wallpaper, which I think are both 1024 x 786 or 876 – whatever, they work okay for me on my little 17″ monitor. LOL!.

“Cash Pile Santa“

By Patricia Spork

“Happy 2010, Taxpayers!”

By Patricia Spork

Oh, you might want to visit Sporkette Gazette to download free e-books. And stop by Patricia Spork to download my first blog theme design, “Winter Storm“.

Enjoy the free downloads and have a great New Year!

Sporkette

Boy! Been quite a while since I’ve been here. So sorry, but time slips away quickly when I’m working and having fun. :0) Ain’t forgot about ya, though! Really.

Anyhoo, since last here I’ve published another  Sporkette Gazette (August 24th issue). There’s some bookmarks, posters and e-books as free downloads in that issue, so check it out if you haven’t already.

These two e-books are again available as free downloads at Patricia Spork (click on titles below to direct to each download page):

8 Alternatives for a Non-Traditional Valentine’s Day

How To Make A Shoe by JNO. P. Headley, Jr.

Recently added these two e-greeting cards to that site (click on titles below to direct to each download page).

Lazy Day (cow e-card)

Thinking of You (floral plants and musical instrument e-card)

While at that site, check for free images to download.

Hope you like one or more of the free downloads.

Thanks, ya’ll, for your interest!

Don’t know if you’re aware, but you can download free e-books in every issue of Sporkette Gazette. This time, there’s 5 ebooks. Sure, some may be older e-books, published years ago, but they are (to me) still useful and interesting. Of course, sometimes more current e-books are offered as free downloads. Check out current issue of Sporkette Gazette!

Whooeee! Sporkette Gazette is now online in blog format. Too cool! Two issues there now. In the most recent issue (Volume 4, Issue 2), seeking brave or loony interviewees.  Read More . . . .

Why Sporkette?

Some of you may be wondering why my blog is entitled SPORKETTE. Well, in the late 90’s, we purchased a Web TV for Internet browsing and e-mail. Wonderful piece of equipment . . . with a remote keyboard! So relaxing to lounge in recliner and type on that remote, and see Web sites on the television screen. Too cool! Oh, I had a computer, but ancient and not capable of accessing Internet. Anyway, being my surname is Spork by marriage, what better username than sporkette? Lot nicer sounding than spork, sporker or sporkee, don’t ya think? Yah, me too!

Anyhoo, since then, some folks know me only by the nickname Sporkette.

Spork or Sporkette shows up in some of my published works, such as ‘SporkBinge’ (print and e-book pamphlettes)  and Sporkette Gazette, and Sporkette is one of my pseudonyms. And since I wanted to start blogging again, what better title for my newest blog than Sporkette?

So, now ya know something you may not have known before. Aren’t you thrilled!

Signing off,
Sporkette (a.k.a. Patricia Spork)